20 March 2005

From my life’s soundtrack, 1.

A typical café conversation…

HE. Are you going to the banquet?
ME. No.
HE. What are you going to do tonight, then?
ME. I’m going to church.
HE. Oh. That's cool.
ME. …Where I will be praying for all the souls that will be conceived tonight.
ALL. (general laughter)

I never said anything about how or why all those souls will be conceived tonight. Yet every single person I said this to just knew.