ASB Senate elections wrapping up.

From Dudeism’s church sign generator.

Thank God the ASB elections will be over soon, because I am running out of clever adjectives to attach to Josh’s posters. (Y’see, for fun, I have been taking the adjectives he originally put on there, removed them with Wite-Out,™ and inserted my own choice descriptions. I have not resorted to scatological ones yet, but I may have to if this goes on another week.)

The discussion in the café one evening was about the appropriateness… or lack thereof… of the photos on a certain candidate's posters. I saw the photos; I didn't see any problem with them. But these guys were going on and on about how “suggestive” the poses were. Suggestive? She’s lying on grass, and she’s sitting on a car’s hood. Apparently this gets these guys all hot and bothered, but that’s their own personal kink. I don’t see it. All it suggests to me is that she likes to lie in the grass and sit in cars. That's not necessarily the best message to get out—that you prefer lounging to work—but nobody hired me as an image consultant. Not lately.

I like what another candidate did; he listed his positions on a flyer and circulated them. That at least gives one more of a reason to vote for a person than that the campus is covered with their flyers.

Which brings up a pet peeve of mine—I can never find any freaking recycling bins on this campus. Aren't Christians obligated to care about the planet that God made us responsible to take care of? But you'd never know it at Bethany College. Whoever gets elected to anything should hook us up with recycling bins; get them from the city sanitation department or something. And make sure to recycle all the paper that went into those bloody campaign flyers.