I imagine getting two guys: One who loves the songs, “My Soul Longs for You” and “It Is Well with My Soul,” and one who loves to speak against “soulish behavior.” Then for fun, lock ’em in a room together with nunchucks and pugil sticks, and have ’em sort out the definition.
Just ’cause.
THURSDAY, 2 OCTOBER.
There's way too much fear underlying way too many End Times interpretations.
Easiest way to keep the kids out of the toys in the closet: Casually mention “the closet spider.” The fact they can’t see it makes them even more anxious.
“All right, who in Publicity has been talking to Satan?”
And no, I’m not gonna ask you to share it with 10 people.
FRIDAY, 3 OCTOBER.
Now that the Left Behind movie is out, of course certain reviewers are gonna use it (and its lack of quality) as an excuse to be jerks, slam Christianity, and get revenge on all the Christians who behaved badly towards them in their childhood. I don’t have time for those reviews.
“There is power in the name of Jesus to break every chain.”
Is it only me who finds it ironic how often the people who sing this song repeat this line, or parts of it, over and over and over and over and over again? Kinda like a long, unbroken… what’s the word I’m looking for?…
Yep, there’s cannibalism in this here children’s book.
Ebola news coverage.
SUNDAY, 5 OCTOBER.
We didn’t do this when I was in school. But I totally would have.
If your “prophecy” for me sounds exactly like something I’d get out of a fortune cookie, I’m gonna assume you’re a false prophet.
Oh, I’ll still keep an open mind; just a crack, anyway. I could always be wrong. But that’s just my knee-jerk reaction. Vague statements are for people who are doing nothing more than guessing. For what reason would God be vague?
