02 February 2006

How much ground could a groundhog hog if a groundhog was ground up?

Today is Groundhog Day, a day in which the citizens of Punxatawney, PA harass a large rodent into seeing its shadow. Or not. Based on the way in which they harass the rodent, the people of Punxatawney will either have a longer winter, or not; something no one seriously believes, but they do it anyway and have a five-day celebration to commemorate it.

Man, would it be fun if PETA invaded.