The guys are starting to crack. Wanna make them crack faster?
I was fixing lesson plans all day. My brain hurts.
The noises from my hall are occasionally disturbing. Not annoying; disturbing. There is a lot of screaming, a lot of shouting, occasional wrestling (smack ’em if you like ’em, remember?) and lately the guys next door have decided to sing Johnny Mathis songs. In harmony. It’s like living in a freakin’ musical.
I’ve seen weirder, though.
My new favorite prank:
Go up to people and say, "Did you hear the latest about the election?"
"What about it?" they’ll say.
"They finished counting the absentee ballots in two states," you respond. "It flipped their electoral votes over and now John Kerry is president."
Watch them flail like fish in a boat.
Dang, it’s funny.
Don’t leave them hanging too long, though. Some of these right-wing nutjobs are so temperamental they’ll smack you for even suggesting such a thing. But it’s still just so dang funny. Especially since in the Bethany Bubble, people know nothing.